Happy Birthday Soulzz

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1 member is celebrating their birthday on 03-24-2011:

-Soulzz (born in 1988, Age: 23)


Happy Birthday!
 
Haha, you got that right faggot :D.

What should I do? (No I don't drink or smoke).
 
Soulzz said:
Haha, you got that right faggot :D.

What should I do? (No I don't drink or smoke).
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then start drinking and smoking!!!! only for 1 day :)

Well if not that you can always suk dik yo...u kno how to roll..
 
Happy Birthday! Thanks for all you do for the rest of us.
 
Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday fella, hope you have a good one. Even if you decide to walk around giving stray men blowjob's, hey it is your day, do what makes you happy. We are not here to judge, just want to see you enjoy your day of celebration. personnaly I would go the Tubesock, and jar of mayo route though..........:}


Happy Birthday man, make it a good one! Thank you for all that you do!:pate01:
 
Happy Birthday Soulzz. No drinking and smoking is a good thing. You may live to be an old man like me. :)

Hope you have a great day my friend. Appreciate all you do for -lTBGl-.
 
Happy Birthday Soulz!! I think we should call an escort service and have a hooker come to his house lol!!

xD
 
Haha, you got that right faggot :D.

What should I do? (No I don't drink or smoke).
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Go to Vegas and visit a brothel; or you could just sign up for a few 3 day trials of some killer porn and have a jerk fest for the day. Either way happy birthday!
 
Haha!! Happy B-day Man

here's your cake

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Happy Birthday. You should do something original on your birthday.

Since you don't drink or smoke; drop some acid or something. Then while you are tripping balls go to a local kareoke night and begin singing about what you see. At least one drunk hooker will think you sound good(even though your voice is probably all over the place, and the lyrics about purple monkeys being eaten by giant sofas with teeth doesn't make much sense to the outside world.) Then she will take you back to some random hotel while swearing she has an uncle or some other relative who would really appreciate your talent.

When all said is done you will finally come to with the hooker bent over the bath tub puking while you nail her from behind with a light shade on your head with the lamp still attached. And a toaster on the sink counter with two slices of pizza toasting, and a picture of Barbra Striesand taped on the wall staring at you.

Little do you know on the other side of the picture is a camera with a direct feed to the Porn capital of the world BangBros.com. You become a hit sensation over night with over 1,000,000+ views.

Or just not drop acid and just and spend a romantic evening with a guy dressed up in a female cheerleading uniform.

decisions......
 
Since you don't drink or smoke; drop some acid or something...When all said is done you will finally come to with the hooker bent over the bath tub puking while you nail her from behind with a light shade on your head with the lamp still attached. And a toaster on the sink counter with two slices of pizza toasting, and a picture of Barbra Striesand taped on the wall staring at you.
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Ha! Best advice I've heard yet! Classic.
 
Happy birthday partner, since you don't drink or smoke I will blaze a big fatty in your honor today. : )

Don't Drink, Don't Smoke What Do You Do. :)


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Fuck acid man, go straight for Meth, ftw! Hell, you turning 23, its about time to start hitting it hard, since you dont drink, dont smoke, dont fuck...LoL Happy B-day homie.
 
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