Supra
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For the last six months I have done an excellent job avoiding the whole Caylee Anthony child abduction story. Personally the whole child abduction story thing for me was ruined with the Madeleine McCann case. (Worst.Parenting.Ever.) Now I just come to accept that every year there will be a cute white girl abducted or killed that we have to hear about. (Meanwhile if it is a little boy, a minority, or an ugly kid we won’t hear about the case past a local level.)
However since I have been home for Christmas I got dragged into the drama and had to hear about the case. I have come to the conclusion that if I could get over the fact this chick Casey Anthony killed her daughter I would totally tap that ass. Now before you starting condemning me for this let me lay out the argument.
Eh if I am pregnant I am sure I can take care of it.
1) No kid to worry about anymore. When you sleep with single mothers or when you have kids of your own it is hard to view the women as a sex object when you see her dealing with her kids day to day. One minute she is changing a diaper and kissing a boo boo and the next she is supposed to be your naughty nurse, it is hard to clear the first thought with the second. With Casey you wouldn’t have to worry about that anymore.
2) She is bat shit crazy. As we all know crazy girls are better in bed. Sure I might have to worry about her googling things like “neck breaking”, “shovel”, or “household weapons”… You know come to think of it I just might password protect the computer.
If I grind on you maybe I will forget about killing my kid
3)She is kind of hot. I’m a guy to a need more of a reason? She kind of looks like that chick on the Real World that became a cage dancer during the Las Vegas season who was continually upstaged by Trichelle’s drunken antics.
4) She falls into that “she lives in Florida not the cool part but the trashy part” category. There were people that I grew up with that fantasized about living in Florida, which I never understood. The warm weather there is shitty warm weather, there are a ton of old people, and like 80% of the state is beyond redneck. The cool thing about the redneck part is that they are hard drinking, undereducated, and think Jacksonville is an awesome city. This means that you can pretty much talk the people around there into doing anything kind of like using a Jedi mind trick but without the training.
5) She has a tramp stamp.Who doesn’t like tramp stamps?
6) No matter what happens between us I can never be the bad guy in the relationship. When you can end every argument with, “well at least I didn’t kill my kid” you win every time. I could cheat on her with her friends on a weekly basis, steal her car, and get caught peddling naked pictures of her on the internet … none of it would be worse than what she did. I never thought it was possible to have an upper hand forever in a relationship but this seems to be the only way.
So can anyone make this happen?
However since I have been home for Christmas I got dragged into the drama and had to hear about the case. I have come to the conclusion that if I could get over the fact this chick Casey Anthony killed her daughter I would totally tap that ass. Now before you starting condemning me for this let me lay out the argument.
Eh if I am pregnant I am sure I can take care of it.
1) No kid to worry about anymore. When you sleep with single mothers or when you have kids of your own it is hard to view the women as a sex object when you see her dealing with her kids day to day. One minute she is changing a diaper and kissing a boo boo and the next she is supposed to be your naughty nurse, it is hard to clear the first thought with the second. With Casey you wouldn’t have to worry about that anymore.
2) She is bat shit crazy. As we all know crazy girls are better in bed. Sure I might have to worry about her googling things like “neck breaking”, “shovel”, or “household weapons”… You know come to think of it I just might password protect the computer.
If I grind on you maybe I will forget about killing my kid
3)She is kind of hot. I’m a guy to a need more of a reason? She kind of looks like that chick on the Real World that became a cage dancer during the Las Vegas season who was continually upstaged by Trichelle’s drunken antics.
4) She falls into that “she lives in Florida not the cool part but the trashy part” category. There were people that I grew up with that fantasized about living in Florida, which I never understood. The warm weather there is shitty warm weather, there are a ton of old people, and like 80% of the state is beyond redneck. The cool thing about the redneck part is that they are hard drinking, undereducated, and think Jacksonville is an awesome city. This means that you can pretty much talk the people around there into doing anything kind of like using a Jedi mind trick but without the training.
5) She has a tramp stamp.Who doesn’t like tramp stamps?
6) No matter what happens between us I can never be the bad guy in the relationship. When you can end every argument with, “well at least I didn’t kill my kid” you win every time. I could cheat on her with her friends on a weekly basis, steal her car, and get caught peddling naked pictures of her on the internet … none of it would be worse than what she did. I never thought it was possible to have an upper hand forever in a relationship but this seems to be the only way.
So can anyone make this happen?
