huzza internet

paying for 20mbps down and 2 up i think. see canada isn't all bad
might also add this is through wireless to the router, then cable modem.
 
I checked mine, it sucks compared to those.
Which scares me cause I know this connection is 50x better than the house connection, so what is my house connection rating? lol
 
That is bullshit - they are using the metric system! It just looks faster.. lol
 
That is bullshit - they are using the metric system! It just looks faster.. lol

OK I can do this math. If he's downloading 137.69 Mbps metric, that means he's only downloading at 5.42 inches per second. er, Wait a sec...
 
OK I can do this math. If he's downloading 137.69 Mbps metric, that means he's only downloading at 5.42 inches per second. er, Wait a sec...

His internet is a percher.

Percher - A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.
 
Ah, that's also referred to sometimes as a grower, not a show-er.


Grower-Urban Dictionary:<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td>
</td><td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_395526">
</td></tr></tbody></table>A penis that gets a lot bigger during an erection. Usually smaller than a show-er to start with.
 
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