Craziest St. Patrick's Day I have experienced ft. Dirty Lex

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Words cannot describe all the things that went down last night, partially because I do not remember everything.

Anyways the day started with us pre-gamming at a Frat around 2pm. A few hours later we went down to ye local watering hole. A few more drinks there and the rest of my night becomes rather fuzzy. The one thing I do remember is getting kicked out of the bar for punching a soap dispenser off the bathroom wall. I text lex at 5:45 that I was thrown out. the time between that and me waking up at 2am is completely black. and when I woke up at 2am I was in my own room the sheets were covered in vomit, my right hand was bleed profusely, and I was completely naked. I have no idea what I did and I dont even know how I managed to get myself home.

My body is now kicking my ass, looks like chicken noodle soup all day.

<img src=http://i.imgur.com/W5Y89.jpg> On our way to the Bar

<img src=http://i.imgur.com/xTOMf.jpg> I got the last laugh with the Bar
 
sounds like a drunken good time. go grab some bacon and eggs, fuck chicken noodle for a hang over..
 
sounds like a drunken good time. go grab some bacon and eggs, fuck chicken noodle for a hang over..

Greasy is best. Fry yourself up 3 rounds of bacon--you can never have too much fucking bacon!
 
OMG I don't know how I am still alive.... I woke this morning in my boxers in a sorwhoritry house covered with shamrock stickers reeking of redbull vodka and sex. I am still trying to figure out how I am still alive.Best at. Patty's ever.
 
hey u standin on my home town street biiiiiatches...... get out from in front my sign hoes
 
Haha in the middle Tom... and hammered. My buddy save is on the right
 
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