Bizarre News from the midwest snowstorm

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" Kansas City police said a man involved in a multi-car pileup Wednesday died after jumping a barrier wall in the dark, apparently to avoid sliding cars, and falling about 80 feet."

Do you think he gave a sigh of relief as he cleared the top of the barrier, only to follow it with an, "Oh Shit!"?

Of course we went to school here in eastern Indiana, eventhough many schools in our area closed (I'm sure Samson's area is all closed). Probably get sent home early and only came so they could report a day of attendance. Administrators - don't even get me started!
 
Well, we got sent home at 1250, 2 hours and 10 minutes early. Woo Hoo.
 
we had 6 to 9 inches pile up on top of the previous 5 or so (Illinois). shoveling sucked today. now im going to sit around and eat bacon while i warm up.
 
Mmmmm, Bacon. You know if they made bacon-scented perfume even ugly chicks could get laid. Seems we lose all sense of reality where bacon is concerned.
 
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