Anyone remember mIRC?

[incog_negr0]

http://www.bash.org/?top

Top 100 online quotes of all time... some of these are hilarious.

 

[incog_negr0]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

 

[incog_negr0]

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

Incog I think you need to be slapped! 005 007

 

[MEAT]

thats pretty funny llol

 

[incog_negr0]

Boring day at the dealership, what can I say.

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

come on over bitch, we got some gingerbread for ya 032 030

 

[Soulzz]

My friend from my old clan uses bash.org fairly often to make quotes