Why Thelus quit the postal service

[matthewc]

Everything makes a whole lot more sense now Thelus.

 

[MacN8r]

So, you're saying he was driven away by aggressive pussy?

 

[TunaSnax]

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[RainMotorsports]

I would stick my arm through that slot and swat back at the cat. put that fuckini beast in his place.

You are Tuna Snax the cat would LITERALLY eat you. Jus' Sayin™

 

[CrackyMcSlapnuts]

I'd pull him thru that little slot by his front paws. He'll fit just fine.

 

[Thelus]