Mowing & Beer
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You
should be hung!'
I took a drink from my can of Coors Lite, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared
directly into the eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'.
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You
should be hung!'
I took a drink from my can of Coors Lite, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared
directly into the eyes of this nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.'.
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