Mmm, Nutty: McDonalds Ogre-Load McFlurry

Looks like that one comes with a huge load of nuts. (Yes, three references in one sentence!)
 
Great, some fantasy ogre nuts in a cup and now Mcdonalds wants to sell it and turn a profit off his chunky load? Seriously, who's the PR genius they hired, because he should be bitch slapped for general purposes.
 
If they sold frankfurters they could call them "donkey dogs". Snug in a bun. Or get together with KFC and slide that dog between two juicy chicken breasts with plenty of secret sauce.
 
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