JoeLeBroy Out Of Action!

[StabemKillerman]

Hello all,

Just passing the word that JoeLeBroy will be out of action for what we figure will be approx. 7 weeks(ish) the story goes that he had a "slip of the hand" while masterbating violently while thinking about dark's butt cheeks and went full length almost dislocating his elbow but instead he racked his wrist against his computer desk with a tremendous force breaking it! No, not the desk, his wrist! Yep, you heard it here first! Broken wrist, damaged desk, dark's butt cheeks. all in all he is expected to survive but next of kin have been notified and they are rushing to his bedside as we speak. TMZ also reported that they think he may have also broken a nail and things were touch and go but a Lee-press on nail saved the day. Best wishes and a speedy recovery for are dear clan mate.

 

[Avery78]

 

[ErikStenger]

 

[JoeLeb]

Kinda hard for me to type much because I'll be wearing a cast for the next few weeks, depending on how fast I heal up. The actual story is no where near as exciting as Frank's version, I took a hard fall and broke my right wrist when I landed on a sidewalk. Ouch. Definitely will not be able to game for the next while, but I'll pop into TS from time to time to stay in touch.

I guess the good part is, I'll have to use my left hand for awhile and if it really does feel like someone else...my thoughts of @19DaRkNeZz68 are going to go to a whole new level.

Stay well everybody! And if you stab someone, please tell 'em it's for me.

 

[Krazy_fanboy]

Stay well everybody! And if you stab someone, please tell 'em it's for me.

New knife slogan as is follows: From Joel with love

 

[H4wk]

Fell on the sidewalk? You shouldn't wear high heels

 

[Avery78]

You can spectate and hang out still right?

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

damn stroked it too hard this time. You could always switch up the hands lol

get better!

 

[19DaRkNeZz68]

It's not funny guys...... NOT AT ALL!!!
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I am still having hard time taking a shit and walking. My doctor told me that they have to remove some of the left over fingernails next week.

ETA.... 3 more weeks to recover.

 

[OklahomaSoldat]

Get better soon @JoeLeb. I changed to the left hand a long time ago haha.

 

[Ash]

You don't need two hands to throw ucav's.

Hope it feels better and heals up quick.

 

[Scottyweeone (Charlie)]

I hope you feel better soon!

 

[HomebrewerCraig]

You don't need two hands to throw ucav's.

Hope it feels better and heels up quick.

This! Be a UCAV/mortar whore in lockers. See how many kills you can get until your hand is healed.

 

[Iguanidon]

Whore? I think he's the brothel owner.


Sad to hear you're injured @JoeLeb I wish a speedy recovery for you

 

[Maliksky]

I have never known anyone who actually tripped on their twig until now.

 

[JoeLeb]

Thanks for the smiles and good wishes everyone.

 

[MrPapaBear]

I told you the how working on the sidewalk with heals want work out, but nice try. Hope you feel better soon and can give it a new shot. Need you on that corner bitch.

 

[Turbo]

"This is from Joe MF'er!" - stabs Bungie-

 

[CrackyMcSlapnuts]

Alright, I'll "poke" a couple for you!

 

[reed89]

get bettr man, sounds almost identical to what happened to my gf (she gets her cast off on the 2nd). Find a scratching rod and be sure to keep the fingers mobile as much as possible to make the physio easier once the cast comes off