Gone for a few

I'm back and a married man. Here is me and my beautiful wife at our wedding and reception. Wedding.jpeg Reception.jpeg
 
Congrats!!! A friend if mines father always told me this when I was younger.

The three rings of marriage.

* engagement ring
* wedding ring
* SUFFERING

:)
 
Congrats!!! A friend if mines father always told me this when I was younger.

The three rings of marriage.

* engagement ring
* wedding ring
* SUFFERING

:)

You forgot the 4 types of sex for married people.

The 1st is Newlywed Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first wed and you have sex until you are blue in the face, in any room in the house; on the coffee table, the washing machine, the stairs, the kitchen table, etc.

The 2nd is Vacation Sex. This is when you are on vacation and it's the only alone time you ever get with each other.

The 3rd is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a while and your sex life has gotten routine and boring. You
only have sex in your bedroom and not that often.

The 4th kind is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long and as you pass each other in the hallway you
both say...."Fuck You!"
 
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