Subject: The Original Computer
The Original Computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank...
Don't wait too long to apply for this job.
Finally found a job I would love to go to every day. Hell, I would work weekends and overtime for no extra charge.
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Job description: HORSE RIDE ASSISTANT
Job location: Beach in Jamaica
Salary...
Mowing & Beer
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You
should be hung!'
I took a drink from my can of Coors Lite...
I was shopping at the local Super market where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk...
This is a true story !!!
YOU WILL LOVE THIS
Top this for a speeding ticket...
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC were involved in an
unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway.
One of the officers used a hand-held radar device...
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027 Thumbs up to this designer
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