speeding ticket

ODIN

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This is a true story !!!


YOU WILL LOVE THIS

Top this for a speeding ticket...


Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC were involved in an

unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway.

One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a

vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the

speed

was recorded at over 800Kph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the

officers were not able to reset it.







Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in

fact latched on to a Williamtown FA-18 fighter jet which was engaged in a

low-flying exercise over Wyong, approaching from the ocean.







Back at police headquarters the Local Area Commander fired off a stiff

complaint to the RAAF Liaison officer at Williamtown.







Back came the reply in true laconic RAAF style:







?Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this

incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the

Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your

hostile

radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.

Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had

also

automatically locked onto your equipment.







Fortunately the pilot flying the Hornet recognised the situation for what it

was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to

override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and

your

hostile radar installation was destroyed.







Thank you for your enquiry.
 
I've seen this posted on the Geeks United Northwest forums. Funny as fuck when I read it :D
 
thats amazing, I love that story. Im gonna put on the radio on my rediculous news report for my morning show. I think thats hysterical Lol 021 054 057
 
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