Lawn Porn

[TacticalRussian]

In recent dealings in an earlier thread Tartu seemed to have a thing for lawns so i found some pictures he might like.

 

[2Tartu]

the left one's a bit shit, it doesnt call me to walk on it

 

[TacticalRussian]

Walk on it with your bare feet so you can feel each blade of grass coress your skin.

 

[TacticalRussian]

 

[VermogeN]

I'd like to drag my nuts across that last one.

 

[Brownstreaks]

Get some better lawn porn pics those seriously suck.

 

[FreshBakedCookie]

Nice yard...

 

[AnalGrape]

 

[Keiserwolfe]

Lmao wtf with those elves!

 

[Vordar]

Can't say I took this when it was at it's best, but my blood sweat and tears went into tearing up all the damn sod and helping get all this started. It's been about 10 years since the bulk of this was finished and there's something new very infrequently... For my little bros wedding last year, we extended the deck (the little part you can see is extension) and as a result, rescaped that corner that backs on to the house. You can see the small arborvitae on the left, that little guy is where the recent addition started and goes towards the back of the house (a pathway to the gate now).

 

[Snakebabies]

Lmao wtf with those elves!

yea, what the fuck with those elves! they look weird to you huh???? they are freaking GNOMES!
and this thread is about lawn porn.......hence the LAWN Gnomes having sex

 

[2Tartu]

I want to see sixer's backyard. Vordar's got me intrigued.

 

[Snakebabies]

yea six! lets see what you are packing back there?!!!! you have been called out!

 

[sixer9682]

I don't have a back yard. It's all cacti and rotting wooden fences.

 

[2Tartu]

I don't have a back yard. It's all cacti and rotting wooden fences.

well i guess a beautiful face doesnt exclude a bad bum

 

[sixer9682]

I'm just kidding, but there's nothing special back there...just grass, a small porch, a tree and fence.

 

[2Tartu]

I'm just kidding, but there's nothing special back there...just grass, a small porch, a tree and fence.

How is the grass?

 

[sixer9682]

It's same grass as in the front, it's just St. Augustine which is nothing special in the Southern parts of the US. It's a hardy grass that pretty much thrives on abuse. Water it and it does well, handles cold well too. But, it's a pain in the ass to cut because it's a thick, spongy type of grass.

 

[Zappypants]

Can't say I took this when it was at it's best, but my blood sweat and tears went into tearing up all the damn sod and helping get all this started. It's been about 10 years since the bulk of this was finished and there's something new very infrequently... For my little bros wedding last year, we extended the deck (the little part you can see is extension) and as a result, rescaped that corner that backs on to the house. You can see the small arborvitae on the left, that little guy is where the recent addition started and goes towards the back of the house (a pathway to the gate now).

Wow, that is nice!

 

[turbotoast]

Vordar - I can't imagine how long that took. I love good landscaping, but don't have the eye for it. Plus it is crazy expensive.