Soulzz hopes this comes out like him. Immediately

[ErikStenger]

This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It's like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you're gonna want to carry around in a purse. Truthfully, I'm not sure if a device like that would even be capable of carving dildos. Besides, I'm sorry Francesco, but good dildos aren't made, they're found.

 

[Outlaw]

stick a candle up your ass while its lit sounds legit..

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

stick a candle up your ass while its lit sounds legit..

brb gonna try that

 

[2Tartu]

they seem to be of rather low diameter..