Things you can say on 'Thanksgiving' and nobody would be offended.

ErikStenger

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Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

(said musically) It's cool whip time.

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

That's one terrific spread!

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Don't play with your meat!

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

Didn't expect everyone to come at once!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
 
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