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Published: 28 Sep 2004 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article95289.ece

Man gets of on manure

A PERVERT got thrills from covering himself in farmyard manure and performing sex acts, a court heard yesterday.
Weirdo David Truscott loved pleasuring himself while wallowing in muck....



German trucker jackknifes first himself then his rig in Sweden


http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090924-22135.html


Swedish police suspect a German truck driver was on drugs and masturbating while he wrecked his rig south of the western city of Borås earlier this week.
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The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself during a police interrogation, the Borås Tidning newspaper reported on Thursday.

"He was masturbating while the police questioned him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."...


Cow Fucker set free in Philly

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/h...es_dropped_against_Burlington_County_cop.html

If animals could talk, a few cows in Burlington County might ask state legislators to hurry up and outlaw bestiality.

During a bizarre hearing there yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn't infer whether the cows had been "tormented" or "puzzled" by the situation or even irritated that they'd been duped out of a meal...

Murderers marry; now the Metro Vancouver wife is dead

http://www.vancouversun.com/story_print.html?id=1724987&sponsor=

They were prisoner-rights activists, artists, convicted killers and husband and wife.

Now Tom Elton is back behind bars, charged in the bloody murder Monday of his wife Brenda Blondell...
 
How about the cop using bovine calf to suck him off...very weird.
 
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