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You Deserve To Wreck: A Bike Book Holder

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You just mount it to your bike's handlebars, and, within minutes, crash into the back of a parked car and break bones. Fun! I'm blogging from the road, suckers! OH -- OH SH*T!! Okay now I'm blogging from a drainage ditch. Haha, why is there a human leg in here?
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MEDIC!
http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/book-holder-for.php
 
If Videogames Were Named After the Phrases Said Most While Playing Them
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1798232

Here's some I thought of:
1. MOOOOOOOM -- I Need Another Juice Box!
2. GAAAAAAAAAHH!!
3. PEW PEW Bitches -- Headshot!
4. Aren't You Hot In That Dress, Zelda?
5. Damnit Stop Walking In Front Of The TV, Dick
6. *the sound of a thrown controller*
7. I WILL F***ING KILL YOU ALL AND DESTROY EARTH!
8. God I Hate This Game
9. I WILL RED RING OF STAB YOU THROUGH THE HARD DRIVE YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!
 
Mega Shark's Awesomeness Explained with Science
Sure, it was pretty cool when the amazing beast known as Mega Shark erupted from its watery home to take down a passing aircraft in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, but did you ever stop and think if it was scientifically feasible? Fuck yeah, it was!

This infographic explores the physics of the colossal fish, helping us to better understand just what our cartilaginous foe must be capable of. Though, really, without a companion chart explaining what science makes Giant Octopus so awesome, I'm not sure how much help this is really going to be in the long run.
http://i.imgur.com/EVF94.jpg
 
OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is a website featuring a space squirrel with a laser gun. When you click he shoots a laser beam and makes a noise. I can't say it's a genuine "pew", but I still give it a B for better than the sound of a car alarm. Also, you may be wondering if OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is even worthy of a post. And, if you are, you belong in a f***ing insane asylum. Here, can you see this -- can you see what I'm doing? I'm circling my ear with one finger and pointing at you with another while I roll my eyes. That means you're crazy.

http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/
 
That's basically nothing.

If you want a pointless site which makes you question the sanity of whoever created it, go to http://absurd.org/ .

It's been running in the exact same state since at least 2000 (that's basically when I first found it).

Funny/sad/weird/WTF thing is, it has some rather advanced javascript programming (especially for when it was made which was back in the late 90's probably).

The site is utterly, completely, absolutely... absurd.
 
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