Fla. sheriff seeks portly 'ninja' in theft attempt

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PALM BEACH, Fla. ? A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.

Authorities say the first attempt was made at a bank on Dec. 29 and the second at a Walgreens on Tuesday. Authorities did not say how the man tried to steal the machines.
 
I read that not too long ago. This is why I left Florida-the sun has baked everyone's brain and turned it into mush. Sad, very sad.
 
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