Farstar
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- Joined
- Apr 14, 2009
- Messages
- 583
These are supposed "real text's."
1. My dad just told me that he's welch and hungarian and that makes him Well Hung. I think I'm going to go kill myself now.
2. Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
3. I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
4. dude your phone bill is gonna be like 1000 dollars.(recvd)WHY?(sent)because dude. you texted that haiti number like 100 times while yelling "I HAVE TO SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
5. My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
6. on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
7. the snow is so cold on my vagina. (405): why do you have snow on your vagina? (580): vodka and heels.
8. eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
9. (630): (s) did i leave my thong at your place last night? (r) black lace, yep/ (s) funny, last night i wasnt at your place, and i dont wear lace. Were over.
10. (919): sent: HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR NAME GET TATTOOED ON MY ASS??!! rec: I was hoping you'd find that long after we'd grown up and lost contact..
11. (Anonymous): Sent: she said she wouldn't fuck me bc i was hammered. I don't get how she knew? i totally held my shit together right? rec: dude you went on for 20 mins about how you'd fuck the shit out of Pebbles of the Flintstones.
12. (773): While he was going under the covers to eat me out, he started humming the Jaws theme. (note: I have got to try this one!)
13. (608): Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
14. (520): Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
15. (781): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
1. My dad just told me that he's welch and hungarian and that makes him Well Hung. I think I'm going to go kill myself now.
2. Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
3. I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
4. dude your phone bill is gonna be like 1000 dollars.(recvd)WHY?(sent)because dude. you texted that haiti number like 100 times while yelling "I HAVE TO SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
5. My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
6. on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
7. the snow is so cold on my vagina. (405): why do you have snow on your vagina? (580): vodka and heels.
8. eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
9. (630): (s) did i leave my thong at your place last night? (r) black lace, yep/ (s) funny, last night i wasnt at your place, and i dont wear lace. Were over.
10. (919): sent: HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR NAME GET TATTOOED ON MY ASS??!! rec: I was hoping you'd find that long after we'd grown up and lost contact..
11. (Anonymous): Sent: she said she wouldn't fuck me bc i was hammered. I don't get how she knew? i totally held my shit together right? rec: dude you went on for 20 mins about how you'd fuck the shit out of Pebbles of the Flintstones.
12. (773): While he was going under the covers to eat me out, he started humming the Jaws theme. (note: I have got to try this one!)
13. (608): Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
14. (520): Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
15. (781): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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