WTB: Sickness Immunity Belt

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amazon3d

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Yeah, for real. I want a belt that makes me immune to sickness. I've been so sick since Tuesday. I wanted to die yesterday. Felt like I had a sand paper ball in my throat and a 102* fever.

Offering $37,000.
 
I have an experimental, anti-microbial tin foil hat that has been pretty successful, Ill sell it to you for about $100 if you want
 
I have a great vaccination guaranteed to cure any sickness, illness, disease, or condition. This is the cure you've been waiting for; the down side is it's given rectally but you feel better immediately. Price...free with lube.
 
All I can offer is a 4 Strength 4 Stam leather belt:

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sixer9682 said:
I have a great vaccination guaranteed to cure any sickness, illness, disease, or condition. This is the cure you've been waiting for; the down side is it's given rectally but you feel better immediately. Price...free with lube.
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I have a protein ejecting pork sword that is best given orally. However, it only works on women. Guess you will just have to cover yourself in vapo-rub and gut it out.
 
Antibiotics from doc are starting to work, though very slowly
 
A normal belt works effectively to prevent sickness just loop it through its buckle place around neck tie it to something strong and jump full force with all your weight. You will never be sick again!
 
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