Taking Tiny Terrors To A Whole New Level: Company Producing Mini-Mechas For Children

[ErikStenger]

The Sakakibara Kikai company of Japan is producing these $21,000 'Kid Walker' mechas because what isn't a great idea about letting a child with little to no hand-eye coordination control a giant robotic suit? Now I couldn't actually find a list of the mecha's full capabilities anywhere, but Sakakibara Kikia, if you're listening: feel free to add "make a grown-ass man shit himself" to that list. Speaking of which, you owe me some new underwears. Oh, scratch that -- couch cushions (almost forgot it was posting this commando).

Turn your kid into Iron Man with this giant working exoskeleton | DVICE

 

[z242pilot]

johnny wouldn't have to worry too much about crossing the street in that thing.

 

[squirrel17404p]

what every kid needs for Christmas!

 

[ErikStenger]

Only things it needs is a gatling guns for the arms that shoot foam bullets and missile launchers that shoot foam missiles.