ErikStenger
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* A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.
* Asphalt describes rectal problems.
* A condom is a large apartment.
* Douche is the French word for "twelve.
* Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
* A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
* Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
* An erection is when Japanese people vote.
* A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
* An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
* Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
* A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
* The clitoris is a type of flower.
* Testacles are found on an octopus.
* Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti.
* Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
* Benign........What you be after you be eight.
* Artery...... The study of paintings.
* Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
* Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
* Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
* CATscan....................Searching for kitty.
* Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
* Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
* Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
* D & C..........................Where Washington is.
* Dilate......................... To live long.
* Enema..........................Not a* friend.
* Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
* Fibula..........................A small lie.
* Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
* G.I. Series..................World Series of military baseball.
* Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
* Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known.
* Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
* Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
* Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
* Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
* Node.............................I knew it.
* Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
* Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
* Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis.
* Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
* Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
* Rectum..........................Damn near killed him.
* Secretion......................Hiding something.
* Seizure..........................Roman emperor.
* Tablet............................A small table.
* Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
* Tumor.............................More than one.
* Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
* Varicose.........................Near by/close by.*
* Asphalt describes rectal problems.
* A condom is a large apartment.
* Douche is the French word for "twelve.
* Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
* A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
* Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
* An erection is when Japanese people vote.
* A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
* An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
* Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
* A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
* The clitoris is a type of flower.
* Testacles are found on an octopus.
* Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti.
* Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
* Benign........What you be after you be eight.
* Artery...... The study of paintings.
* Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
* Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
* Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
* CATscan....................Searching for kitty.
* Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
* Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
* Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
* D & C..........................Where Washington is.
* Dilate......................... To live long.
* Enema..........................Not a* friend.
* Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
* Fibula..........................A small lie.
* Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
* G.I. Series..................World Series of military baseball.
* Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
* Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known.
* Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
* Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
* Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
* Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
* Node.............................I knew it.
* Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
* Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
* Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis.
* Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
* Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
* Rectum..........................Damn near killed him.
* Secretion......................Hiding something.
* Seizure..........................Roman emperor.
* Tablet............................A small table.
* Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
* Tumor.............................More than one.
* Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
* Varicose.........................Near by/close by.*
