z242pilot
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this is how we get them:
Operation Frosty Fingers - Electronic Arts UK Community
Operation Frosty Fingers - Electronic Arts UK Community
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Classic. I also love the more aggressive option 3Option 2: "Coffee Shop ooops!"
This option is an easy way for DICE to solve the situation. It requires a hard working developer X to be sent to the nearest coffee shop (location 1) for a well earned break. They ensure he takes a laptop containing a specially sanctioned version of the frostbite engine development software.
Developer X leaves, carelessly forgetting his laptop - ooops!
Contents of laptop are quickly copied to extenal HD, before Developer X returns 15 minutes later to collect laptop.
Contents of external HD can then be:
a) uploaded to filesharing sites from same coffee shop (location B)
b) Burnt to multiple dvds and posted to addresses across the globe.
C) Flown out of the country immediately (Location C)
Option 3: "Balls of Steel"
Similar to option 1, but when the receptionist informs you that nobody is be available speak with you, you shout "Allahu Akbar" and rush to the developers workstation, location unknown at present, just look for a pale skinned, greasy haired employee who`s desk contains 2 or more monitors, a non regulation keyboard and mouse, an aluminium thermos mug surrounded by empty soft drink cans, and a few plastic video game character figures stuck ontop of the monitors ... he might also be wearing a t-shirt).
Rip open your jacket to reveal FAKE suicide bomber waistcoat (Can be made with lots of old wire, a bit of tape and 20 - 30 packs of butter / plasticine (repackaged to resemble C4 example pic here) and an old waistcoat bought from any charity shop)....