Get this if you want a stronger thrust.

[ErikStenger]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8MzzLsJEzR8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Or get the Shake weights if you want better handjobs.

 

[Manbra]

LOL

 

[2Tartu]

i was browsing on mobile web, saw this, and oh my god, it made me log in on the tiny ass screen and post a comment - i showed it to my buds and they think im retarded, but goddamn, good laugh nevertheless.

 

[ErikStenger]

This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody's lap and teabagging someone in BF3. Super sexy, that's what I'm trying to say here. Just make sure there are no children peeping over your shoulder when you watch the video, otherwise you're gonna have to explain where babies come from (I suggest lying and telling them every time you go potty there's a small chance you'll have a baby).

 

[CarpTarts]

WTF Did I just see that I can't unsee?