Apparently this wasn't funny to my wife

[Statistic68]

http://i.imgur.com/jUCR8.jpg

Cat Magnet

 

[kapiskin]

LOL WTH!

 

[DogPen]

your wife no sense of humor try this one

 

[Cowbell Kevin]

 

[Cowbell Kevin]

You can also buy her a book..

https://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160

 

[muggingstick]

what's with the half cats???