32 Dysfunctional Candy Hearts for Your Dysfunctional Relationship

[ErikStenger]

TXT DON'T CALL

FRNZ W/BNZ

FBOOK OFFICIAL

BE MY FILLER GF

BE MY OFFICE BF

BE MY REBOUND

OUT OF MY LEAGUE

CAN WE JUST LIE HERE?

FACEBOOK FLIRT

MY CAT LOVES ME

DOWNTON ABBEY LOVES ME

I STALKED UR EX

DT SKYPE SEX?

I'D COMMUTE 4 U

TWITTER-FLIRT WHEN DRUNK

I'LL CALL YOU...MAYBE

U LOOK BTTR IN UR PICS

LETS SPLIT THE BILL

INTIMACY ISSUES

I'M THRU W/LOVE

DYING ALONE

PERMANENTLY SINGLE

SERIAL MONOGAMIST

THE SEX WAS OK.

LONG-DISTANCE LOVAHS

SHE'S ENGAGED? FML.

NO REALLY, I <3 BEING SINGLE

6 WEEK FLING

TESTING OUT 4 MARRIAGE

I <3 DRUNK SEX

NOT OVER MY EX

I OVERANALYZE UR TXTS