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So i get this purchase receipt in the email for an elephant.
Okay whatever so I went to Africa to pick the motherfucker up.
Turns out it's dead and someone already stole it's tusks.
What the fuck am I going to do with a dead elephant.
I get back stateside and the prick at customs asks if I have anything to declare.
I said yeah one dead elephant and he asks where its at.
Its on the fuckin plane their still trying to get it off. Bitch ain't walking off.
After the mandatory TSA beat down I went home.
Do you know how many airplane seats they charge for a dead elephant?
You would think it counts as checked baggage but since its dead they booked me the plane.
Now I am broke, and despite having a years worth of elephant, shit expired last week.
Man I have expensive shooting habits, heroin aint cheap!
- Rain
Okay whatever so I went to Africa to pick the motherfucker up.
Turns out it's dead and someone already stole it's tusks.
What the fuck am I going to do with a dead elephant.
I get back stateside and the prick at customs asks if I have anything to declare.
I said yeah one dead elephant and he asks where its at.
Its on the fuckin plane their still trying to get it off. Bitch ain't walking off.
After the mandatory TSA beat down I went home.
Do you know how many airplane seats they charge for a dead elephant?
You would think it counts as checked baggage but since its dead they booked me the plane.
Now I am broke, and despite having a years worth of elephant, shit expired last week.
Man I have expensive shooting habits, heroin aint cheap!
- Rain