I give you... The Man Sack

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If you're ever in a bind to get your Husband or significant other that special something (Looking at your @JoeLeb @Soulzz and @HomebrewerCraig ) then look no further than the Man Sack:

THE MAN SACK FANNY PACK
At 24.99, you have to be fool not to get one.