So I get into work this morning and Sgt tells me and my partner to go out and collar some shit bird with 3 outstanding warrants for various dumb stuff he's done over the past few months. We show up at his last known and the dude's girl answers and says she hasnt seen him in a few weeks, telling us he 's "away on business". Like come on guy, we don't have the patience to be given the run around today. My partner then gets the bright idea to call the dude up saying we found a wallet with his name attached that had cash/cards in it, and that he has to pick it up at the precinct. I thought it was the stupidest idea ever but he insisted he's read about it working online. Fast forward a few hours we call the jabroni up and says he'll be right over. Low and behold who comes walking in the door 30 minutes later? None other than that stupid bird brain. Like how would we find a wallet with your name on it if you still have yours? I just had to share this with someone while I finish up the paperwork and figured you goons could use the laughs. Like I said before, we don't catch the smart ones.