Final Warning for the Eclipse...

Cowbell Kevin

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Just a last warning for those in North America getting ready for the solar eclipse..

Please remember to wear garlic in order to drive away the Vampires that can come out during the eclipse.

Be safe out there!!!
 
And the secondary health warning once you wear garlic should be to not look directly at the eclipse. It can damage your vision permanently. Just a detail garlic is more important ;)
 
footage of the eclipse from Victoria, Australia
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I was mowing a lawn when this took place. I though screw this I can continue mowing. Mowing at 13 mph in the dark isn't a good idea. I hit a concrete property marker. No harm to me or the mower but the property marker is a bit smaller. Disclaimer. I wasn't wearing Garlic
 
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