Porta-fapper

[ErikStenger]

http://kotaku.com/japan-invents-disposable-masturbation-toy-for-men-1562913786

 

[ErikStenger]

When you're single handling knuckle shuffling on the go.

 

[2Tartu]

unlubricated condoms used to do the trick...

 

[ErikStenger]

While everyone else bare knuckles it with tissues on call.

 

[2Tartu]

While everyone else bare knuckles it with tissues on call.

You go through a box way too quick, sometimes you need to improvise to keep up with the demand

 

[F1tzwell]

Getting laid is not that hard all you have to do is talk and feed them alcohol and you are most likely in.

 

[-3inchpewpew-]

but my hand never says no and don't have any rejection ability s and don't turn me in for rape

 

[ErikStenger]

And you can't Rosey Palm and her five little sisters pregnant.

 

[-3inchpewpew-]

cant get ****

 

[-3inchpewpew-]

ive been pullin out and aiming for the chest for years let them suck it off then repeat XD
no kids