Best mama jokes and........................................................go!

[FearlessSoldier]

Let's hear em

 

[FearlessSoldier]

Your mama is so short

Her feet are in her drivers license photo

 

[MEX_cuz_I_CAN]

 

[Lic-T]

Yo momma is soo ugly.

She makes blind children cry.

 

[StabemKillerman]

you're mama's so fat she uses diet soap

 

[cplmac]

Your mama's so fat when she walks by the radio skips.

 

[Dirty-Lex]

You mama's so fat her belly made it Moscow before Napoleon

 

[Lic-T]

A political and historical MOMMA joke. Nice.

 

[StabemKillerman]

your mama's so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck

 

[sixer9682]

Your momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job

http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamasodumbjokes.html


http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamasodumbjokes.html

 

[ErikStenger]

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.


Yo' Mama is so skanky she's like a gas station: Pump and Pay. Oh wait that's Soulzz. Never mind....

 

[sixer9682]

Your mama's so fat her belt size is the equator

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

Your mother is so ugly the shit is glad to escape.


Your mother is so flat she is jealous of the wall.

Your mother is so dumb she went to the antique store and asked "what's new?"

 

[StabemKillerman]

Your momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job

hahahahahaha

 

[BlitZ003]

 

[Dirty-Lex]

yo momma's so fat she stuffs her bra with a blimp!

 

[TacticalRussian]

your momma's so stupid DICE hires her to be a programmer

 

[FearlessSoldier]

Your mama is so fat she is a map in bf4

 

[tarpancake]

your mama's so ugly, Ripley dont believe it.

 

[Soldier4Real]

There are a bunch of jokes I've never heard before:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2jvyiu/what_is_your_best_your_mom_joke_nsfw/

This is a new thread from today.

*edit*

I found this in that thread and holy shit is it priceless.

Key & Peele: Yo Mama Has Health Problems: