He's a cheap date, 1 glass of wine is all it takes to get him to go down on you.

Good luck with the trail, I suggest a box of Franzia.

Don't be afraid too much of Soulzz he's pretty harmless except when he gets around young boys on the weekend. Here's a pic of him in his weekend regalia so you can see what I mean.

Oh my god I'm dying over here. Welcome and ......a...... good ......luck?
I love these guy's ...but not the way soulzz is going to love you ;p