Hold Soulzz Back From This: Mr. Balls, The Terrifying Anti-Testicular Cancer Mascot

Meet Mr. Balls, the anti-testicular cancer mascot dreamed up by the Brazilian nonprofit Associa??o de Assist?ncia ?s Pessoas com C?ncer. In case you're blind and can't see the picture, he looks exactly like the kind of angry giant nuts that chase you around in nightmares. Based on what I could extrapolate from the photo gallery on the nonprofit's homepage (follow for more pictures of Mr. Balls hanging out), the mascot has been busy traveling around to various horse shows in the country, terrifying children and making little boys wish they didn't have nuts, and little girls hope they never have to see any. Did I mention Mr. Balls is actually a wearable costume? Because he is. Somebody can actually get in there and dance and wave their arms around AND WHY CAN'T IT BE ME?
Seriously though guys, check those balls out regularly. Same goes for your boobs, ladies. Early detection -- that's the key.

LOL WTF?!?!